THe SpiderWeb Mall   SHop online... feed hungry Americans



Here's a fun break from your shopping experience.  Just remember you are helping to feed hungry Americans and their families each time you shop at Spiderweb Mall.

Only in America…can you find braille at a drive up banking lane.           

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...            

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... 

Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.          _______________________

Only in people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...            _______________________

Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...             _______________________

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"